People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism
unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above
weakness Education Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through
self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
-- Helen Keller Education
All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous Education Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle Education
"Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger Education Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) Education
Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) Education It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. Education
"I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little Education I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
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computer that th Education
"Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
begin slitting throats.
- Henry Louis Mencken "There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) Education Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Education
Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) Education Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman Education
The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth Education Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Education
Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.
-- Buddha We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 Education Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine Education
The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël "Think off-center." (George Carlin) Education We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw Education
There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any Education In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates Education
