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Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost Advertising and Marketing Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) Advertising and Marketing
"I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Advertising and Marketing For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) Advertising and Marketing
"Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari Advertising and Marketing "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
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-- Niels Bohr Advertising and Marketing
I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
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-- Woody Allen Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
-- Mark Twain Advertising and Marketing Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita Advertising and Marketing
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) Advertising and Marketing "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde Advertising and Marketing
My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery Advertising and Marketing If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. Advertising and Marketing
MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
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-- Billie Holliday When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
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-- D. H. Lawrence Advertising and Marketing "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance Advertising and Marketing
The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist "Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly." (Mark McCormack) Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller Advertising and Marketing I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy Advertising and Marketing
The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein Advertising and Marketing Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender Advertising and Marketing
Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
great teacher inspires.
-- William Arthur Ward "For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Advertising and Marketing Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) Advertising and Marketing
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.
-- Buddha "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) Advertising and Marketing Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin Advertising and Marketing
