There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes By County Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor By County
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) By County Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw By County
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken By County Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) By County
Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous By County I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein By County
The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) "Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
futur "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W By County "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx By County
The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes "Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings By County "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. By County
Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy By County "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
soiled or torn? By County
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) By County Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) By County
Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
soiled or torn? Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard By County When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland By County
It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. By County Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because
we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor By County
I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. By County "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) By County
