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I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." Heat and Air The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French Heat and Air
Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun Heat and Air Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers Heat and Air
"Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
either way.
-- Bertrand Russell The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard Heat and Air The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
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A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman Heat and Air Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland Heat and Air
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) Heat and Air Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene Heat and Air
One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
sea I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand Heat and Air I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi Heat and Air
With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this
is true.
-- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion Heat and Air For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois Heat and Air
Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine Heat and Air "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck Heat and Air
When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous Heat and Air I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac Heat and Air
Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) Heat and Air Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington Heat and Air
There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst Heat and Air "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley Heat and Air
