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-- Jean Jacques Rousseau You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
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-- W. Somerset Maugham Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Go away...I'm alright.
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-- Oscar Wilde Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
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Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
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underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
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Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
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-- Laundry instructions on a shirt The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
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You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
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In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
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Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
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-- Mark Twain I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
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-- Damon Runyan Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
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I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
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What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
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-- Seen on a bumper sticker Roofing
Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
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-- Aldous Huxley To teach is to learn twice.
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