The Purple Patch - Offers venues for corporate events in North Yorkshire and Cleveland. Includes information about the company and the resorts, and contacts.
Tricky Micky - Established children's entertainer (3-10 yr) featuring Magic, Puppets, Punch and Judy Show, Balloon Modelling. Covers Bedfordshire, Hertfordshire, Buckinghamshire, London, Oxfordshire and Northamptonshire.
Supreme Carriages - Horse and carriage hire based in Diss, Norfolk but operating nationally. Includes photographs and an enquiry form.
Dangerous Liaisons - Providing entertainment for all kinds of events. Includes services and event listings. Offices in Surrey and Staffordshire.
Red Nose Club - Information about several children's entertainers together with their contact details.
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