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Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
it.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton By Region I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce By Region
We love because it's the only true adventure.
-- Nikki Giovanni "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe By Region "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal By Region
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) By Region Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell By Region
"Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham By Region I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i By Region
Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. By Region I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
- Albert Giacometti (sculptor) By Region
The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson By Region Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker By Region
If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson "Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw By Region If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
-- David Starr Jordan Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler By Region
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) By Region Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) By Region
Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) By Region In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton By Region
Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land By Region "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea By Region
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem By Region We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder By Region
