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-- Adlai Stevenson All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
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The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
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-- G. K. Chesterton Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
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-- Isaac Asimov Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
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What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
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-- Cybi There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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-- Albert Einstein The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
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-- Billy Joel They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
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-- Woody Allen Sporting Goods
Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
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