What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
soiled or torn? Cinema Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry Cinema
"What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy Cinema When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner Cinema
You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By
giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you
will Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Cinema "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Cinema
A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde Cinema "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen Cinema
"Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) Cinema If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx Cinema
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure "Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Marriage is a rest period between romances. Cinema The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
-- Robert M. Pirsig Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein Cinema
Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
the powerful, not to be neutral.
-- Paulo Freire "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous Cinema "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words Cinema
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson "Growth in wisdom can be measured precisely by decline in bile." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human) Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) Cinema We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson Cinema
"A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Cinema blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Cinema
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken Cinema Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. Cinema
CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.
-- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. Cinema The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous Cinema
