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A J Rowell - Opening times, contact details and offers for a local convenience store.
St. Helen's Primary School - News, calendar, staff details and curriculum information.
Bluntisham Books - Dealers in new and used books on the polar regions, Arctic, Antarctic, whaling, Falkland Islands and Tristan da Cuhna. Publishers of new books on Antarctica.
Bluntisham Baptist Church - Church leaders, programme and history, location and directions, new visitor information, scrapbook, contacts, forum, Alpha courses, FAQ's, youth ministry, and picture galleries.
You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something. -- Seymour Papert A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway. -- Fr. Jerome Cummings Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice. -- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon. - Bill Hirst The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it. -- G. K. Chesterton Bluntisham Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins. -- Sioux Indian Prayer His ignorance is encyclopedic - Abba Eban Bluntisham "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch. -- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the House To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties. -- Arthur Schopenhauer Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind. -- James Graham "Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) Bluntisham The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible. - A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate. -- Dave Barry Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in freedom. -- Albert Einstein Bluntisham Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one. -- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. -- Josh Billings "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Bluntisham "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel We never live; we are always in the expectation of living. -- Voltaire Talent does what it can; genius does what it must. - Edward George Bulwer-Lytton Bluntisham "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I married beneath me. All women do. -- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. -- George Bernard Shaw If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner Bluntisham Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. -- Aldous Huxley I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be built upon the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think. -- Anne S Bluntisham Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced. -- James Baldwin If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised. -- Dorothy Parker "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible. -- James McNeill Whistler If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong? -- Jenny Weber Bluntisham "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing. -- Wernher Von Braun Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes. -- Norman Douglas Bluntisham "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. -- Oscar Wilde There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and grie I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain Bluntisham Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just satisfying my curiosity. --Malcolm X Bluntisham The course of true love never did run smooth. -- William Shakespeare I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces. -- Mark Twain That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing. -- 'Doc' Edgerton For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. -- Virginia Woolf "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne Bluntisham "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) The gods too are fond of a joke. -- Aristotle "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Bluntisham Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a Value your words. Each one may be the last. -- Stanislaw J. Lec The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid. -- Richard Braunstein "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. Bluntisham The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true. -- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion Bluntisham The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin. -- Honore de Balzac "Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can? -- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) Bluntisham Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution? -- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an afternoon. -- Giraudoux Bluntisham If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling. -- Paula Poundstone I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it. -- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. -- John Kenneth Galbraith "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) Bluntisham Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. -- Woody Allen I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. -- Groucho Marx I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward Bluntisham You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. -- Olin Miller I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers. -- Thoreau My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) Bluntisham Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an inquest. -- H. L. Mencken "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs long enough." -- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates Bluntisham
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