Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Agriculture A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) Agriculture
Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry Agriculture I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
-- Arthur Schoperhauer Agriculture
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. Agriculture Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Agriculture
However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln Agriculture Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein Agriculture
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton Agriculture Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) Agriculture
"Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) Agriculture Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe "Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly." (Mark McCormack) Agriculture
Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis Agriculture If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury Agriculture
One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby
see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way.
-- Vincent Van Gogh When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun Agriculture "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and Agriculture
Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw Agriculture As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life Agriculture
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
-- Confucius Agriculture "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
marriage, which is never advisable.
-- Oscar Wilde Agriculture
In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo Agriculture "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine; as he
who lights his taper at mine receives light without darkening me.
-- Thomas Jefferson I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be
built upon the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think.
-- Anne S Agriculture
