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-- Shirley MacLaine There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius Industries "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein Industries
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. Industries Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) Industries
"In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal Industries Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
- H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) Industries
"Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw Industries I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.
-- John Stuart Mill Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous Industries
Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney Industries There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars Industries
The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim Industries Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r Industries
"Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz Industries The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
-- Francis Crawford Industries
The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
-- Polish proverb When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
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-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." Industries Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
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-- Cass Daley Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
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"College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
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Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? Industries Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer Industries
Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along Industries The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only
way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste
time Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Industries
Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
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-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work "It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey Industries Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous Industries
