Focus Christian Institute - Adult education courses on the Bible, Theology, Church History, and World Religions.
Harambee Centre - Promotes global social, political, economic and environmental issues. Describes its facilities and activities including a resource centre, advice and educational support, and a newsletter.
Cambridge Chinese School - Sunday school, promoting chinese language and culture. Based at Cambridge Regional College on Kings Hedges Road.
"A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) Education I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison Education
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Education Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW Education
I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler Education For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around Education
Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford Education It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Education
"Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg Education Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The
premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool.
-- Kelvin Throop I "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn Education
Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
- Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable
statues Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN Education Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa Education
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
-- Tryon Edwards Education Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Education
There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) Education To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison Education
"When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Education "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde Education
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Education Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) Education
"Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
ask th Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill Education Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
up with software demands "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Education
