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The Chatteris Pages - A directory of local websites including business listings, homepages and a community noticeboard.
The Empress Group - Mobile phones, fax machines, 2 way radio, fitted kitchens and bedrooms.
Renoak Marketing Logistics - Professional marketing logistics and fulfillment, managing distribution of time-sensitive promotional material in the UK.
Costcutter Technology - Computers (desktops, laptops, palmtops, printers, scanners, software) Stationery products and repair and upgrade service.
The Custom Sign Company - Providing graphic design services, computer cut vinyl graphics and anodised nameplates.
Fenland Brewery - A microbrewery providing traditional British ales, including Rudolph's Rocket Fuel.
The Green Welly Hotel - Budget motel in the heart of the Fens.
Chatteris Links and Information - Genealogy and historical research on the town.
Chatteris.net - Free Internet Service Provider for the area and local information pages.
Eclipse Scientific Group - Environmental, soil, food and water consultants, with in-house laboratories for chemical and micro-biological analysis. Provides international service from head office in the town.
High Quality Labels - Supplier of high quality vinyl and aluminium labels.
North London Parachute Centre - Chatteris Airfield.
The Honest John Freehouse and Restaurant - A friendly pub in Chatteris, North Cambs offering a selection of real ales and good value food.
lucky-horseshoe.co.uk - Offers traditional wedding horseshoes decorated with a choice of silk flowers and accessories.
Carpet Tiles R Us - Buyer and seller of industrial quality reclaimed carpet tiles. A flooring alternative for offices, conservatories, garages, bedrooms and bathrooms.
In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! [You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said. -- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. -- Mark Twain The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life. -- The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. -- Winston Churchill Chatteris Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences. -- Isadora Duncan Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction. -- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and blows up the bonfire. -- François de La Rouchefoucauld Chatteris I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. -- Walt Disney I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget. -- Adela Rogers St. John It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off! -- Douglas Jerold, 1858 There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult. -- Charlotte Whitton Chatteris "It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed. -- Beau Brummel Chatteris "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti (sculptor) Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I love you." -- Erich Fromm Chatteris First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. - Mahatma Gandhi Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as children. -- Libby Gelman-Waxner Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose. -- Helen Keller Chatteris "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation. --Anon. If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight. -- George Gobel Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay. -- Bill Stern Chatteris America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization. -- George Clemenceau Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned. -- Milton Friedman A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul. -- George Bernard Shaw Chatteris Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. -- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. -- George Bernard Shaw Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software. -- Arthur C. Clarke Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its coattails. -- Clarence Darrow Chatteris A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary. -- Thomas Carruthers A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. -Robert Frost (1874-1963) Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. -- Lewis Grizzard Chatteris "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired. -- Conway's Law Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health, knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions. -- Roger Babson While we are postponing, life speeds by. - Seneca (3BC - 65AD) If we don't change the direction we are going, We are likely to end up where we are heading. -- Chinese saying Chatteris Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?" Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room! -- Dr. Strangelove Chatteris "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology. -- John Tudor I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted. -- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third Wo Chatteris Experience teaches only the teachable. -- Aldous Huxley The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce intelligence. -- Philo Vance Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Chatteris Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family does too. -- Anonymous Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies. -- Friedrich Nietzsche Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET? -- Michael Meissner And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly, what is essential is invisible to the eye. -- Antoine de Saint-Exupery "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown! Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Chatteris The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. -- William Arthur Ward The better part of one's life consists of his friendships. -- Abraham Lincoln I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up. -- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 Chatteris May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. -- Oscar Wilde Chatteris Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose. -- Charles Du Bos The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible. -- Jean Kerr A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage. -- Marvin Kitman Chatteris Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing they die earlier. -- H. L. Mencken To realize that you do not understand is a virtue; Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect. --Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what may "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) Chatteris "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. -- Albert Einstein He who laughs last didn't get it. -- Helen Giangregorio Chatteris "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including: * Both of your socks should always be the same color * Or they should at least both be fairly dark -- Dave Barry Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one thing. -- Abraham Lincoln Chatteris The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever. -- Virginia Woolf Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not. -- Aldous Huxley The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself. -- Karl Barth Chatteris
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