Eye Primary School - The official web site for Eye CE Primary School in Eye, Peterborough.
Bourn Primary School - Provides information primarily intended for parents of prospective pupils at the school including prospectus, the Ofsted inspection summery, portfolio of children's work and photo gallery.
Brampton Junior School - Co-educational county junior school for children aged between 7 and 11 years of age.
ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley Schools Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) Man and wife make one fool. Schools
Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
- unknown Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison Schools Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt Schools
It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin Schools What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Schools
Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe Schools "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
-- Thornton Wilder Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz Schools
"Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe Schools God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin Schools
Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) Schools "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Schools
"Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) Schools The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
ask th I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard Schools
I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha Schools Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde Schools
What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon Schools "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne Schools
Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi Schools Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne Schools
To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
-- Josh Billings "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Schools "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) Schools
