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Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of
poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction.
-- John Cage Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates Transport I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Transport
There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) Transport I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it.
-- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) Transport
The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
west.
-- Unknown history student No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen "Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) Transport Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody Transport
In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman Transport You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this
is true.
-- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Transport
Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only
make $500,000.
-- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to
me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
-- Lucille Ball Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James Transport They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
run his, either.
-- Anonymous I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Transport
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) Transport Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone Transport
"An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) "A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it Transport There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous Transport
"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
futur Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain Transport The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla Transport
"If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha Transport A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.
-- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 Transport
Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
-- Mother Teresa Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
soiled or torn? "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) Transport Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
- H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
-- Confucius Transport
Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Transport When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright Transport
