To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. Education "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton Education
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables "Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf Education Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben Education
"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Education Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
-- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Education
Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 Education "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller Education
The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson Education The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln Education
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno Education Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle I shall return.
-- General Douglas MacArthur The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw Education
And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken Education I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Education
"Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr Marriage is a rest period between romances. I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 Education To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. Education
"Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed Education When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire.
-- Gen. George Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back Education
Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln Education Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau Education
Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller Education I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa Education
