Young Carers Cambs - A site for Young Carers in Cambridgeshire with quizzes, drawings and info. Also, an online copies of Club Sandwich, the local young carers newsletter.
Coakley and Associates - Opticians with branches in Wisbech and Long Sutton. Profile, product range and services with information about sight tests and lens price list.
"I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Health There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little Health
The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t Health They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken Health
The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb Health America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno Health
Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
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-- John Murray "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
-- Mother Teresa Health
Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
-- Margaret Mead "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
sea He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole Health When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning Health
"One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) Health My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) "Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) Health
"God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi Health "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy Health
Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) Health I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George Health
Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Health Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod Health
Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow Health "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein Health
"If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
-- Calvin Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple Health "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
-- Oscar Wilde He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. Health
