Hartford Marina - Based on the river Great Ouse, Hartford Marina has direct access to over two hundred miles of waterway which is safely navigable to all but the largest craft.
Rally Karting Centre - Activity centre specialising in karting, quad bikes and off road driving.
Lakeside Lodge Golf Centre - Golf club offering several courses, lessons, a golf simulator and driving ranges. Facilities incluse accomadation, a bar, restaurant, conference rooms and tenpin bowling.
Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
- unknown Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous Recreation and Sports You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde Recreation and Sports
"It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) Man and wife make one fool. A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart.
-- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight Recreation and Sports The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke What's new? Most of my wife. Recreation and Sports
If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot Recreation and Sports "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) Recreation and Sports
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous Recreation and Sports "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) Recreation and Sports
A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
it.
-- Colin Wilson "Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Recreation and Sports Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Recreation and Sports
Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle
enough of them.
-- Flannery O'Connor "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. Recreation and Sports Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen Recreation and Sports
Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short May you never leave your marriage alive. "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) Recreation and Sports "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
-- Harper Lee We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa Recreation and Sports
I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. The average person thinks he isn't.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni Recreation and Sports "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ Recreation and Sports
Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita Recreation and Sports And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer Recreation and Sports
"What is most appealing about young folks, after all, is the changes, not the still photograph of finished character but the movie, the soul in flux." (Thomas Pynchon) "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon Recreation and Sports Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel Recreation and Sports
"Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 Recreation and Sports Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams Recreation and Sports
