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Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey Landbeach "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost Landbeach
After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki Landbeach I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer Landbeach
A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Landbeach There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa Landbeach
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell Landbeach As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action
of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 Landbeach
There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw Landbeach "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells Landbeach
"Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale Landbeach Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words Landbeach
If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Landbeach "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason Landbeach
Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g Landbeach There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy Landbeach
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) Landbeach blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is Landbeach
He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller Landbeach "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died "Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) Landbeach
Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
- Albert Giacometti (sculptor) then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha Landbeach Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism
unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above
weakness A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure Landbeach
