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Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw Meldreth Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Meldreth
It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon Meldreth Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano Meldreth
"A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because
we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal Meldreth Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle Meldreth
When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) Meldreth Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.
-- Buddha Meldreth
I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
-- Mother Teresa "Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) Meldreth A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
-- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Meldreth
The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their
graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort.
-- Sydney Smith Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words Meldreth America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison Meldreth
blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats Meldreth "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle Meldreth
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher Meldreth We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower Meldreth
"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Meldreth Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to Meldreth
If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) Meldreth "One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau Meldreth
"The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Meldreth Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous Meldreth
