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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw Pampisford "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine Pampisford
Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado Pampisford We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The
premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool.
-- Kelvin Throop I Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Pampisford
blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach Pampisford Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Pampisford
"I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Pampisford Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 Pampisford
Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Pampisford Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
-- Thomas Arnold Bennet Pampisford
"Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson Pampisford When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 "Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) Pampisford
Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) Pampisford Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb [You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said.
-- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley Pampisford
"The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous Pampisford I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly Pampisford
We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George Pampisford Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) Pampisford
"I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde Pampisford If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Pampisford
Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) Pampisford You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) Pampisford
