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The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. News and Media Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb News and Media
To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian News and Media Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright News and Media
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
"Eureka!", but "That's funny..."
-- Isaac Asimov Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous News and Media "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) News and Media
When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice News and Media "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain News and Media
"The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
Brutus loved Caesar.
-- Bill Moyers "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous News and Media Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T News and Media
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins News and Media When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash News and Media
Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney News and Media Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf News and Media
Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde News and Media "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby
see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way.
-- Vincent Van Gogh "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) News and Media
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw News and Media "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) News and Media
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte News and Media "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through
self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
-- Helen Keller News and Media
I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein News and Media Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen News and Media
