Isleham Cricket Club - Village side provides details of fixtures, results, social events and contact numbers. Contains a photo gallery and links to other teams in their county league.
Cambridgeshire Cricket Board - Controlling body for the sport in the area provides details of teams, coaching, fixtures, results, member organizations and access to their newsletter.
Cambridgeshire Youth Cricket Association - Controls the game within the county for all teams under 18. Details of leagues, fixtures, results, coaching information and member clubs.
Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein Cricket "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? Cricket
"God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck Cricket People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) Cricket
There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Cricket Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) Cricket
In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop Cricket The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn Cricket
It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus Cricket A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
-- Emiliano Zapata Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn Cricket
I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
themselves.
-- August Strindberg "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer Cricket "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink Cricket
If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) Cricket In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken Cricket
Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
-- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-- Mark Twain The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman Cricket "Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise Cricket
"If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide Cricket It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) Cricket
Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley Cricket The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley Cricket
"The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow Cricket I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch Cricket
