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Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho Football Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) Football
I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
definition, is unassailable.
-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the Football Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
- Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable
statues Football
... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron Football "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. Football
The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel Football If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Football
"Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
- Irvin S. Cobb An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
-- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 Football "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle Football
Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 Football Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides Football
A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac Football If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
-- Tryon Edwards "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry Football
We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire Football I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley Football
They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
House Bank scandal Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" Football "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
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Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 Football I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet Football
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich Football Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous Football
