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We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden Sawtry "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Sawtry
"Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle Sawtry Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Sawtry
If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) Sawtry There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Sawtry
Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly Sawtry I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) Sawtry
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
-- Anonymous Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken Sawtry It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) Sawtry
Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B Sawtry It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
-- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler Sawtry
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not,
the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms
with "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson Sawtry There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla Sawtry
When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager Sawtry Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen Sawtry
Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Sawtry Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards Sawtry
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) Sawtry I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. Sawtry
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln Sawtry A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday Sawtry
