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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon Somersham I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine Somersham
Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.
-- Buddha Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill Somersham "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) Somersham
In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw Somersham >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) Somersham
In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
many can get through to you.
-- Mortimer J. Adler There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach "Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died Somersham "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Somersham
Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton Somersham A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Somersham
The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski Somersham The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. Somersham
"Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley Somersham Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker Somersham
Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen Somersham MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier Somersham
I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back Somersham Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein Somersham
Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins Somersham "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge Somersham
A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson Somersham There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Somersham
