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The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? Health 'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
-- Oscar Wilde A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier Health
I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich Health "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) May you never leave your marriage alive. A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
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The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
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-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews Health
Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu Health Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy Health
My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa Health If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent Health
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
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can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
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Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge Health
Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe Health "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce Health
"Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) Health "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein Health
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" Health Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone Health
Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison "There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) Health To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u Health
"Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker Health I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford Health
