St Neots Evangelical Church - Information about who they are, where and when they meet, what they believe and what they offer.
St Neots Folk Club. - Provides general information and full address details.
Open Door Church - Christian church. Information about the church's aims and activities, meetings and location.
St Neots Parish Church - The official site provides a photograph, detailed history and description with glossary of this grand late medieval church, and notes on the organ built by George Holdich in 1855.
St Neots Citizens Advice Bureau - Offer advice about personal and legal matters. Includes opening times and information about volunteering.
St Neots - Community web site listing general information and photographs of the area, chat rooms and forums and links to local businesses/organisations.
St Neots Youth Town Council - A place for the young people of the area to discuss and debate issues that concern them most.
The Eatons Community Association - Community association web site for the villages of Eaton Socon and Eaton Ford. Includes census information and genealogy links.
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