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Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Toft You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Toft
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
run his, either.
-- Anonymous If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries Toft "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce Toft
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) Toft "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) Toft
Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn Toft blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb Toft
Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.
-- Buddha Toft "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper Toft
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Toft "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe Toft
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
- Irvin S. Cobb Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams Toft You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell Toft
Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde Toft The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland Toft
I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright Toft "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen Toft
Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Toft Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous Toft
Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Toft Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra Toft
