"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
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-- Aristotle Onassis Travel and Tourism
If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay To love another person is to help them love God.
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cr Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game Travel and Tourism
When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
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-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner Travel and Tourism Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
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The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
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-- Shecky Greene "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
-- French Proverb Travel and Tourism "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) Travel and Tourism
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
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-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Travel and Tourism Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Travel and Tourism
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
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instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach Travel and Tourism "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan Travel and Tourism
"Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
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-- Milton Friedman Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
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And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus Travel and Tourism
Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick (II) the Great Travel and Tourism Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the Travel and Tourism
"Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
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-- Niccolo Machiavelli Travel and Tourism If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin Travel and Tourism
"No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz Travel and Tourism When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already
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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism
"I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Travel and Tourism He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens What's new? Most of my wife. Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
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