Jonti of Grafham - Chandlery and windsurfing shop based at Grafham Water. Also details tuition and hire centre for sailing.
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Grafham Water Sailing Club - One of the largest inland venues (1600 acres) in England, which is located close to the A1 and A14. Pages include details about the organisation, who’s who, events, results and where to stay.
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The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
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Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
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self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
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