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In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 Employment May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley Employment
Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart Employment Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Employment
I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Employment "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 Employment
"Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy Employment "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents Employment
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen Employment Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine Employment
"One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth I shall return.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams Employment Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Employment
"Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude Employment "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink Employment
"A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton Employment Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Employment
How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
-- Robert M. Pirsig Employment "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe Employment
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle Employment Thomas Jefferson--still surv...
-- John Adams, dying words May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
-- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show Employment
"Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) Employment Every flower must grow through dirt.
-- Anonymous Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 Employment
