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Ruskin Sports College - 11-16 LEA mixed comprehensive school. Curriculum details, staff list with contact information and school association news.
Springfield School - Specialises in teaching children and young people with severe learning difficulties aged 3 to 19. Includes a description of the facilities, curriculum, and Ofsted report.
Madeley High School - Offers calendar, exam results, newsletter and information on its technology facilities. Contact information provided.
Trevor Burton Training Materials - Supply training material for shorthand courses, Pitman New Era, Pitman 2000, Teeline, medical, legal, refresher and speed development courses.
To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation. -- Latin Proverb Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate. -- Dave Barry You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it. -- George Bernard Shaw That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been all along. -- Madeleine L'Engle The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. -- Albert Einstein Education I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a Education "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong. -- Buckminster Experience teaches only the teachable. -- Aldous Huxley Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically! -- Steven Wright "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) Education Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. -- Charles Schultz This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force. -- Dorothy Parker "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Education Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences. -- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice. -- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless. -- Mother Teresa May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm. -- John F. Kennedy Education "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are. -- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 Vote early and vote often. - Al Capone Education Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... -- Anonymous I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. -- Calvin We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, promotions, and other signs of appreciation. -- Anonymous "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Education "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain Hell is a half-filled auditorium. - Robert Frost "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Education "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. -- Paul Boese Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. -- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers. -- Gandhi "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) Education I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used. -- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy. -- Friedrich Nietzsche Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope. -- Josh Billings Education "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise. -- John Heywood People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace. -- Satya Sai Baba For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack. -- Laundry instructions on a shirt Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world. -- George Bernard Shaw Education The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day. -- Adlai Stevenson We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H. L. Mencken All television is children's television. -- Richard P. Adler Education Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for themselves. -- F. Emerson Andrews Silence is argument carried out by other means. - ErnestoCheGuevara "There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity. -- George Bernard Shaw When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong. -- Buckminster Education Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read. -- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The- Box. -- Wil Shriner There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never were, and ask why not? -- Robert Francis Kennedy Education The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. -- ROBERT FROST "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. -- James Matthew Barrie blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) Education "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness. -- Friedrich Nietzsch The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible. - A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop Education Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig. -- Anon. "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) The west wasn't won on salad. -- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear. -- Woody Allen A problem is a chance for you to do your best. -- Buke Ellington Education Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history. -- George Bernard Shaw The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter really A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants. -- Arthur Schoperhauer Education It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. -- Peter De Vries While we are postponing, life speeds by. - Seneca (3BC - 65AD) "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. -- Groucho Marx Biography lends to death a new terror. -- Oscar Wilde Education Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God. -- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life of another. -- Helen Keller Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together. -- Joan Thompson Education All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others. -- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies. -- Friedrich Nietzsche My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in Heaven. -- P. J Thought is action in rehearsal. -- Sigmund Freud Education Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job will cost. -- Anon "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel. -- Samuel Johnson Education
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