Cransley School - Independent day school for boys from the age three to eleven and girls from three to sixteen. Includes information about nursery, junior, and senior departments.
Tarporley High School - Features information for pupils, newsletter, and job vacancies.
Education Business Plus - Provide work experience placement for students. Include information for employers, teachers, and students.
West Cheshire College - Further Education College catering for the academic and vocational needs of the community. Comprehensive information on all aspects of this learning centre.
Chaigeley School - Quaker founded school for young people with emotional and behavioural difficulties. Caters mainly for boys aged 10-16.
Sir John Deanes College - Sixth Form College for 16-19 year old students. Also offers an adult education courses consisting of computing & business and leisure & lifestyle classes.
Chesnut Lodge School - Caters for students between the ages of three and sixteen, who have special educational needs. Includes contact details, and a brief description of the school.
South Cheshire College - Contains details of courses and services, events, and job opportunities.
The Music School - Offers pre school music for children plus music lessons for all ages.
Total People - Information for employers and young people about the flexible training available from this not for profit company to support Advanced and Foundation Modern Apprenticeships in the East Cheshire and North Staffordshire areas.
Chesnut Lodge School - Purpose built day school that caters for pupils with physical disabilities between the ages 2-16 years old. Information about the various departments and events.
Helsby Playgroup - Pre-school playgroup in Helsby. Information, staff contact details and current play themes.
Charter - Providers of training to NVQ and Modern Apprenticeship level in popular software packages. Course listings, training centre locations and vacancies.
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-- George Bernard Shaw Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
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-- Virginia Woolf Education
We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
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-- Tom Robbins Education
Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
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-- Robert Flaherty Education
Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
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If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
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- Helen Rowland Education
Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
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yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom Education
Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
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