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A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
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He who awaits much can expect little.
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Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
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I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
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Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
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-- Groucho Marx Recreation and Sports
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If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
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-- Scottish Proverb What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
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He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
-- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his
campaign pledge that there would be It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
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