Haslington Methodist Church, - New joint church from Bradeley Road and St Andrews Methodist church. Purpose, worship, notices, newsletter, youth, new building and location.
"You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder Haslington This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism
unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above
weakness Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Haslington
A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius Haslington Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson Haslington
A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker Haslington "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein Haslington
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
-- Les Brown Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. Haslington "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
-- Haslington
What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw Haslington If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin Haslington
"I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and Haslington "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic
wastes to Third Wo "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Haslington
You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or
play.
-- WARREN BEATTY Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa Haslington "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx Haslington
Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Haslington It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde Haslington
Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Eliot Haslington I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren Haslington
"He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber Haslington The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins Haslington
You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb "Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau Haslington Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou Haslington
