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Kids' Cabin - A holiday club for children aged 3 to 11 and who live in the town. Contains policies, details of care and facilities, photo gallery, and opening times.
Marcliff.Net - A local site for Knutsford and the surrounding areas.
Knutsford LTC - Includes social events, junior activities and joining instructions.
Virtual Knutsford - Whats on guide to the town with an internet diary of local Lady and a 3D virtual tour.
This Is Knutsford - Knutsford Guardian provides a guide with news, sport and leisure activities, schools, businesses, and other local resources.
Tatton Park - The official site describes this Georgian mansion, gardens, Tudor house, farm, play area and deer park. Events, concerts, shopping, education, party visits and wedding venue.
Knutsford Vikings - Swimming club for beginners through to competitive swimmers. Notices, fixtures diary, training times, fees and records.
Knutsford Literature Festival - Annual literature festival held at the end of September to the beginning October.
Knutsford Amateur Operatic Society - Amateur musical theatre company. Information on current and previous shows and background on the group.
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Fiction has to make sense. -- Tom Clancy "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower." "Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!" -- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Knutsford If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer. -- Anon. Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 Knutsford the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation. -- Peter "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. -- Oscar Wilde If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created. -- Seen on a bumper sticker The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. -- Henry David Thoreau Knutsford Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. -- H. L. Mencken He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. - Sir Winston Churchill Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is. -- Thomas Szasz Knutsford "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. -- Anonymous The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers. -- Thomas Jefferson Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. -- Anthony Burgess People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Aabye Kierkegaard Knutsford A witty saying proves nothing. - Voltaire Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. -- G. K. Chesterton All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. -- Charlie Chaplin Knutsford I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street. -- Virginia Woolf "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. -- Johnny Carson "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates. -- Seen on a bumper sticker Knutsford "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer. -- Anon. There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. -- Oscar Wilde Knutsford Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. -- Albert Einstein I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. -- Mark Twain Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Sex is God's joke on human beings. -- Bette Davis Knutsford Use your own best judgment at all times. -- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for your face. -- Anita Wise Knutsford Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. -- Londo Molari The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time. - George Bernard Shaw The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just. -- Abraham Lincoln Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary. -- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Knutsford blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get. -- John Watson, University of Canterbury Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Knutsford The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. -- General George Patton I hate work. That's why I got married. -- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Knutsford A problem is a chance for you to do your best. -- Buke Ellington The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) Knutsford
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