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Lymm Hotel - Heritage hotel with restaurant, conference and wedding facilities. Includes information about each, photographs and an enquiry form.
Lymm Animal Clinic - Veterinary surgeon offering both conventional and complementary therapy alongside preventative care and guidance.
Lymm Net - News and information about the village. Lists accommodation, web cams, photographs and local items of interest.
Lymm High School - Comprehensive information about this school, including policies, procedures, prospectus, news and events.
Timperley Evangelical Trust - Multimedia equipment rental for churches. Sales of Bible software.
Córas IT - Computer support, training and web design services. Company background, advice pages, service and contact details.
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And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence. -- John Adams Lymm To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. Andre Gide Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin "Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. Lymm If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer. -- Anon. 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Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz He who awaits much can expect little. -- Gabriel Garcia Marquez I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted. -- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third Wo Lymm A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students. -- John Ciardi "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell Hell is other people. - Jean-Paul Sartre Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter. -- Anonymous Lymm The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day. -- Adlai Stevenson "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Lymm Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. -- George E. Woodberry UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Lymm It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him. -- Sydney Smith "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican. -- H. L. Mencken Lymm They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to run his, either. -- Anonymous Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd. -- William Congreve The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one. -- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. -- Lily Tomlin Lymm I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year. -- Bette Davis A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one. -- Mae West UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Lymm Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass. -- French Proverb "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped. -- Marcel Achard If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance. - George Bernard Shaw I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. -- Walt Disney Lymm "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The course of true love never did run smooth. -- William Shakespeare Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them. -- Sydney Smith Lymm Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony. -- Oliver Herford Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate. -- Dave Barry "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or self-confidence. -- Robert Frost Lymm A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together. - Georg Lichtenberg Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on! -- Rory Bremner Lymm "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) "I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. -- Jackie Mason When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research. -- Wilson Mizner If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who, doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a machi Lymm In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued. -- Helen Rowland "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee. -- Anne Bradstreet Lymm Old soldiers never die, they just fade away. -- General Douglas MacArthur It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. - George Bernard Shaw If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us. -- Francis Bacon Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing. -- Wernher Von Braun I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive? -- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN Lymm Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.... -- Carl Zwanzig It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates the Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. -- Laurence J. Peter Lymm
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