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-- Martin Mull "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe Health A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky Health
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright Health "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer Health
A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Health When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone Health
Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa Health To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) Health
I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do
what he was afraid he couldn't do.
-- Henry Ford Health "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') Health
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen Health I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Health
Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words Health Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) Health
"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower Health Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon Health
"The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) Health "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash Health
"We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Health Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good Health
The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
it.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) Health "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) Health
