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the fl "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
-- Clarence Darrow I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde Recreation and Sports There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words Recreation and Sports
Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k Recreation and Sports All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.
-- John Stuart Mill Recreation and Sports
There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team Recreation and Sports Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer Recreation and Sports
When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach Recreation and Sports If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton Recreation and Sports
"We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham This book fills a much-needed gap.
- Moses Hadas in a review Recreation and Sports "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana Recreation and Sports
"When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde Recreation and Sports "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey Recreation and Sports
Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) Recreation and Sports "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot Recreation and Sports
"If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Recreation and Sports Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins Recreation and Sports
"I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
-- Margaret Mead Recreation and Sports Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, Recreation and Sports
My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Recreation and Sports If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell Recreation and Sports
In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton Recreation and Sports University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. Recreation and Sports
