King's School - School takes children from age 3 to 18.
Macclesfield College - The College is the largest training and education provider in the area offering a wide range of courses for full-time and part-time students.
The Marlborough County Primary School - Providing high quality, publicly funded education to Pre-school, Key Stage 1 and Key Stage 2 children in the Macclesfield area.
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-- Indigo Girls, song lyric Education I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer Education
Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire.
-- Gen. George A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln Education "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) Education
After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) Education Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) Education
They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
run his, either.
-- Anonymous "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) Education If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen Education
"Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie Man and wife make one fool. "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller Education "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Education
I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin Education There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson Education
Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein Education Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Education
"Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone Education For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers Education
"A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz Education I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
- Bill Hirst The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius Education
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
- Umberto Eco Education Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham Education
"Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
either way.
-- Bertrand Russell It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) Education Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling Education
