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Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Health Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous Health
"Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla Health "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel Health
Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
-- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan Health When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Eliot You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. Health
There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright Health "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt Health
"Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always
be Health We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein Health
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford Health "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin Health
Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) Health A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton Health
"I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop Health "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres Health
Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. Health I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Health
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin Health As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Health
Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill Health Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
soiled or torn? Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
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