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This Is Northwich - Northwich Guardian provides a guide with news, sport and leisure activities, schools, businesses, and other local resources.
Personal Travel Advisors - Travel and holiday consultants. Includes enquiry form and contact details.
Northwich Info - Guide covering events, activities, places to visit, business services and job vacancies in and around the surrounding area.
The Development of The Arts in Northwich - Music and arts events guide with online booking.
Salt Museum - History, opening times, photos, facilities and events.
Peter Atkinson Business Cars - Chauffeur driven transport. Profile and services.
JR Miller Photography - Weddings, portraits and commercial work. Describes his services.
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As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on! -- Rory Bremner Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained. -- John Powell "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Northwich Old soldiers never die, they just fade away. -- General Douglas MacArthur Spinster: A bachelor's wife. "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten. -- Mark Twain Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what you are getting. -- Anonymous Northwich "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing. -- Salvador Dali blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran Northwich In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls. -- Lenny Bruce I just need enough to tide me over until I need more. -- Bill Hoest It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating. - Oscar Wilde By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost a fortune "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is Northwich "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn. -- Cicero Northwich The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue. -- Anonymous What luck for the rulers that men do not think. -- Adolf Hitler I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting. -- John Brown - last words "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches. - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life Northwich "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) The mistakes are all waiting to be made. - chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) Northwich What does not kill me makes me stronger. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that M&Ms really do melt in your hand... -- Peter Oakley It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. - Aristotle All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) Northwich Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony. -- Oliver Herford The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon. -- Jerry Olson "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) Northwich The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool. -- Voltaire There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot. -- Steven Wright For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: "It might have been!" -- John Greenleaf Whittier >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory! -- General Douglas MacArthur My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin. -- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician Northwich "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper. -- Smith & Jones The child is the father of the man. -- William Wordsworth Northwich CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the disg I hate women because they always know where things are. -- James Thurber Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency. - Lewis Perelman And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make. -- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) Northwich They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits. -- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the House Bank scandal "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. -- Sam Kinison Northwich I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me. -- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--- -- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end] [text_start] "Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate. -- Dave Barry And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide. -- Chris Hubbock, who sh Northwich My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. He who laughs last didn't get it. -- Helen Giangregorio Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it. -- Nick Mirov Northwich "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Friends applaud, the Comedy is over. -- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Northwich I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. -- Rodney Dangerfield "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) A really busy person never knows how much he weighs. -- Ed Howe Northwich Every act of creation is first an act of destruction. -- Pablo Picasso "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead. -- James Thurber Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses. -- Anon. Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks Northwich "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. -- Seen on a bumper sticker Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor. -- Joseph Addison Northwich
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