St John's Hartford Parish Church - Events diary, history, photographs and noticeboard. Information on youth and adult groups and missionary interests.
Emmanuel Evangelical Church - Includes information, notices, meetings, location, links and contact details. Situated in Leftwich, one mile from Northwich.
Northwich Plus - Social organisation people aged between 18-35. Events, past activities, history and contact details.
Weaverham Methodist Church - Pictures, history, notices, mission statement, magazine, organisations, contact and links.
Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Society and Culture "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne Society and Culture
"Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost
a fortune An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau Society and Culture Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. Society and Culture
The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
- Albert Giacometti (sculptor) Society and Culture "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen Society and Culture
Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha Society and Culture Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) Society and Culture
If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous Society and Culture "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart Society and Culture
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell "Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) Society and Culture Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) Society and Culture
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
-- Diane Ackerman A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre Society and Culture If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait Spinster: A bachelor's wife. Society and Culture
Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli Society and Culture She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting Society and Culture
"I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. Society and Culture "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Society and Culture
Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein Society and Culture Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
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You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By
giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you
will Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
only read the title.
-- Virginia Woolf I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn Society and Culture You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) Society and Culture
