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Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Recreation and Sports For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
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-- Lyster There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
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-- Barbara Howar Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
-- Mark Twain Recreation and Sports
When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch Thomas Jefferson--still surv...
-- John Adams, dying words Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
futur Recreation and Sports The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous Recreation and Sports
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain Recreation and Sports There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
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There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde Recreation and Sports There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry Recreation and Sports
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln Recreation and Sports "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous Recreation and Sports
Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous Recreation and Sports We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson "We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li Recreation and Sports
I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 Recreation and Sports Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton Recreation and Sports
If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land Recreation and Sports "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
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"Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 Recreation and Sports "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne Recreation and Sports
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John Recreation and Sports Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein Recreation and Sports
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw Recreation and Sports "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) Recreation and Sports
