Cheshire Dyslexia Association - Local affiliate of the British Dyslexia Association offers information about the condition, its support activities, and events.
The Wirral Epilepsy Support Group - Provides support, advice and a social outlet for people affected by Epilepsy on the Wirral. Information on activities and contact details.
Wirral Autistic Society - Provides residential, outreach and day services for adults with autism. Information about services, news and events, and their facilities.
He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise
-- William Blake With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) Disability Resources I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley Disability Resources
The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
-- Saint John Chrysostom "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Disability Resources Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde Disability Resources
"You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Disability Resources A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already
were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Disability Resources
blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations.
-- Sigmund Freud Disability Resources If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, Disability Resources
"The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery Disability Resources "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill Disability Resources
"I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy Disability Resources "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung Disability Resources
The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding
outside.
-- Dag Hammarskjold When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
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-- Martin Luther Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine Disability Resources Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Disability Resources
You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Disability Resources "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. Disability Resources
... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
"I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
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coachin Disability Resources You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) Disability Resources
"I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) 'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr Disability Resources "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau Disability Resources
"What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd "One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha Disability Resources "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
up with software demands Disability Resources