Tattenhall Village - A guide to the village with photographs and notice board.
The Natural School - A pre-school for 2 1/2 to 5 year olds. Contains an overview of teaching methods, activities, photos, events diary, newsletter, and contact information.
Cheshire Farm Ice Cream - Producers of luxury dairy ice cream. Details of admission to ice cream parlour, gift shop and tea room.
Cheshire Fishing - Offers trout fly and coarse angling, with tackle by mail order and personal callers. Details of self-catering accommodation available and contacts.
"In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Tattenhall When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) Tattenhall
Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw Tattenhall "Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso Tattenhall
Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright Tattenhall A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde Tattenhall
"Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Tattenhall For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) Tattenhall
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei Tattenhall What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Tattenhall
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill Tattenhall If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens Tattenhall
The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Tattenhall It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac Tattenhall
When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 Tattenhall Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms Tattenhall
The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw Tattenhall 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West Tattenhall
"The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. Tattenhall I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance Tattenhall
"The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance Tattenhall "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Tattenhall
