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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Accommodation "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz Accommodation
A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you
get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a
Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons Accommodation May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb Accommodation
There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) Accommodation Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings Accommodation
He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) We love because it's the only true adventure.
-- Nikki Giovanni "One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Accommodation Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous Accommodation
Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening Accommodation He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Accommodation
I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words Accommodation blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano Accommodation
Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
-- Oscar Wilde Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams Accommodation There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa Accommodation
"Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa Accommodation "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) Accommodation
"Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton Accommodation In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) Accommodation
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) Accommodation Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) The less their ability, the more their conceit.
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Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
-- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho This book fills a much-needed gap.
- Moses Hadas in a review Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy Accommodation The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) Accommodation
