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Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job will cost. -- Anon An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education. -- Wilson Mizner Hell is a half-filled auditorium. - Robert Frost "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) Warrington "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. -- Josh Billings Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and austere, like that of sculpture. -- Bertrand Russell Warrington Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. -- John Heisman The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and the blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end] [text_start] "Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a "Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. -- Napoleon Bonaparte Warrington "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Warrington This book fills a much-needed gap. - Moses Hadas in a review For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth- knowing. - Henry Louis Mencken "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. -- Albert Einstein How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg. -- Abraham Lincoln Warrington "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. -- Aristotle "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's Warrington Youth is wasted on the young. -- George Bernard Shaw "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is. -- Diane Ackerman Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the moment. -- Robert Benchley Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the custom of shaving. -- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Warrington There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats. -- Albert Schweitzer History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. -- Winston Churchill The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger Warrington Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea. -- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. -- Bertrand Russell A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. -- George Santayana If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers. -- Anonymous "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Warrington I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent... -- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported in a contemporary "American Scholar" Warrington What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak toys? -- Douglas Coupland A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. -- Joseph Addison America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. -- Arnold Toynbee "There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) Warrington If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it. -- Anonymous "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin. -- John Von Neuman Warrington There is more to life than increasing its speed. -- Gandhi "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for half the money. -- Arthur Godfrey To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought. -- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) Warrington To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation. -- Latin Proverb "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. Warrington "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) >From error to error one discovers the entire truth. -- Sigmund Freud "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs long enough." -- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates Warrington There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot. -- Steven Wright I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't. -- Jules Renard "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) Warrington Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune. -- Woody Allen "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture. -- Allen Ginsberg "Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) Warrington The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. -- Aldous Huxley If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. -- Steven Wright [You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said. -- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley Warrington Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl. -- Mike Adams The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance. -- Jean-Jacques Rousseau "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't. -- Seen on a bumper sticker Warrington "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing, and The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself. -- Woodrow Wilson Warrington A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it. -- Anonymous When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat. -- Henry Miller Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley Temple could do it at the age of four. -- Katharine Hepburn "Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons. -- Emerson, Ralph Waldo Warrington "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Warrington
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